August 10, 2004 at 1 PM
Trends to End
From the occasionally brilliant 5ives:
Five things you must abandon immediately: 1. ironic trucker cap 2. aviator sunglasses 3. “vintage” t-shirt from Urban Outfitters 4. cutesy truncated words (“obvs,” “whatevs,” et al.) 5. back tattoos of fanciful creatures
Also, I’d like to add: those ruffled skirts that young ladies are so fond of, nearly showing the arse while strongly recalling both the flimsy material and the third-grade colour palette of thrift store sweatpants.
Previously: Big Box and Little Town
Subsequently: A.C. Newman Strikes Again



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